Gloria Steinem to visit San Diego? No Thanks!

Gloria, please don’t come to San Diego. You will probably be thinking that everyone here in this wonderful, free, liberal city of San Diego will welcome you with open arms.
Wrong.

Instead of being a “classic male” and giving you fodder for your bitterness towards men, I will instead be sardonically nice to you in this blog. Something you are very adept in already, so you should be able to relate.

Thank you, Ms. Steinem, for making 99% of my peer group DEATHLY AFRAID of giving birth to a girl.

Thank you, Ms. Steinem, for teaching our daughters that it is ok to throw class out the window as long as it makes you feel liberated.

Thank you, Ms. Steinem for making it impossible to be an honest, good man these days in the eyes of a woman. Believe it or not those kind of men have always existed, but are often overshadowed by the prevalence of youthful male demonization in the news, media, and press. The guys who make mistakes are always on the front page, and the good samaritan guy gets a line or two in the back, near the car stereo ads. You have lead the charge for this demonization of men for the past 30 years. Thanks.

Thanks, Ms. Steinem, for turning out droves of late-30′s and early 40-year old women who decided the grass was greener and left their relationships. Those women are now called “Cougars”, and usually end up in my bed for one night only. Thank you, especially for that, Ms. Steinem. Thanks to your philosophies, these women get to live their waning years alone, instead of WASTING them on one partner who would have probably been there for them for the rest of their lives.

Thank you , Ms. Steinem for showing men around the United States that “an eye for an eye”, “what’s good for the goose is good for the gander”, and “tit for tat” are
more important philosophies than “celebrate our differences” or “Boys will be boys”.

You may have the women fooled, Ms. Steinem. It’s easy to garner 50% of popular opinion. It’s called polarization, and you are indeed the QUEEN of it. Don’t come to San Diego, Ms. Steinem. I just may run over your fish with my bicycle.

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